Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This baby is an asshole
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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