you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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