My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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