His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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