I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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