i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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