so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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