; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
More tranny stories later!
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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