Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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