I'm drive I can fine osifer
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Randomize
