I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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