I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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