i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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