party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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