So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
True but thats because hes a fetus.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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