..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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