all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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