Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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