Me too!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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