I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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