Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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