So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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