Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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