Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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