He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
send nudes
from the living room?
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