You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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