I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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