it was like his penis was on wheels.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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