I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
