as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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