what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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