you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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