i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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