normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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