I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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