Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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