i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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