i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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