It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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