Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
