I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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