If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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