i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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