I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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