Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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