Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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