Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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