There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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