i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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