Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(713): View more from Texas

I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.

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(248): View more from Michigan

he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was

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(810): View more from Michigan

i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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(305): View more from Florida

He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.

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(631): View more from New York

The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time

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(989): View more from Michigan

Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.

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