...so i touched it.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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