I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
