with your own penis?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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