maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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