rhymes with "ouble enetration"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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