I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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