So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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